Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Lede momona, akā kūpono naʻe no ka pepa. Ma ke ala ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ke kanaka ʻōpio iā ia, ua kau ʻo ia i ka condom ma luna o kahi uʻi palupalu loa! Ma hope wale nō ʻo ia i ʻono ai. Akā naʻe, he mau manawa wale nō ka hāʻule ʻana o kāna ʻiʻo mai loko aʻe o kona ʻōpū, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i maʻa i kēlā ʻano puʻupuʻu ākea! Ua hoʻopaʻa wale paha ʻo ia i nā wahine ʻōpio me nā puʻupuʻu haiki ma mua.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka makemake o ke kaikamahine, akā i koʻu hoʻomaopopo ʻana - ʻaʻole ʻae pinepine kona makuahine iā ia e hele i nā pāʻina. Slim a nani, makemake ʻo ia e moe kolohe a haʻalele e like me ke kanaka makua! A he dick nui ko ke kanaka, a lawelawe ʻo ia e like me ke kāne. He paʻakikī ko ka ipo. Akā, ke holo nei ʻo ia i kāna dick me ka makemake. Ke haʻi aku nei au iā ʻoe, loaʻa iā ia ka mana. I ka pau ʻana o ia mea, ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻo ia i ka hoki! ʻO ia wale nō ke ʻuʻu nei i ka ecstasy.
♪ e hoʻopaʻa paʻakikī iaʻu ♪