He mōʻī wahine wahine wale nō ka wahine! Ke kū pololei, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona hoʻomalu manuahi ʻana i nā ʻiʻo o ka mua a me ka anus! A ʻo kēia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka mua a me ka anus. A ʻo ke ʻano o ke kino hoʻowalewale, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia kona mau umauma i ka nui a me ke ʻano. ʻO ia ke ʻano nui aʻu e makemake ai i ka wahine nui! ʻAʻole he mauna o ka ʻiʻo ʻole a me ka momona, akā he wahine nui me nā ʻano nani. Ua pili au iā ia no ka hapalua makahiki, ʻaʻole hiki ke poina iā ia! A ʻoiaʻiʻo ma hope o kēlā me nā wahine wiwi e like me kēlā ʻaʻole wau i hopu!
No ia mea, ʻoi aku koʻu makemake iā ia ma ke kūlana 69, ʻoi aku ka hoihoi no kāua! Ma ke ala, ua hana maikaʻi ʻo ia i ka moa. Ua noʻonoʻo paha ʻo ia iā ia iho he kaikamahine pipi, a ʻo kona mau kāmaʻa he spurs, kahi āna i hoʻohana ai e holo i ka lio! I kona moe ʻana ma kona ʻaoʻao, ua nalowale kona mau kāmaʻa, no laila ua pau ka holo? ʻIke ʻia ua paʻi ʻia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma nā ʻano he nui, a ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei mākou he paʻakikī loa ke kāne a hiki ke hoʻopaʻa i ka wahine no ka manawa lōʻihi a ʻaʻole cum!
Pono wau e ho'āʻo