ʻO kahi ʻekolu me nā kaikamahine ʻelua he kumuhana maikaʻi loa no ke kāne maoli. A ʻoi aku ka nani o nā kaikamahine ʻelua e like me kēia. Nui ka makemake o nā brunettes, wehe lākou iā lākou iho, hoʻonāukiuki i ke kāne ponoʻī, ʻike maopopo lākou i kā lākou makemake. He akua ka mimi ʻelua, hoʻokahi moa e omo ana a me nā kinipōpō ʻē aʻe. I loko koke o ka anus me ka haki ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau. Aloha au i ka wā e ʻike ai nā kaikamahine a ʻaʻole pono i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo.
He ʻelemakule a momona ka lede, ʻo kona ʻuʻu pū kekahi. Akā, no kēlā mau mea a pau, makemake wau e hoʻolimalima manawa me ia, he nani loa ʻo ia. ʻO wau iho, ʻaʻole wau e hele i lalo i kāna mau ʻū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻa liʻiliʻi iā ia i ka waha ma ka hope a me ka ʻai like. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ke hana ka wahine iā ʻoe me kona mau lehelehe no kekahi mau minuke ma hope o kou ʻai ʻana. ʻO ka leʻaleʻa e puka wale mai kou mau maka!