No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
He nani loa kona helehelena a he hala ʻole, akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke omo dick! A ʻaʻole naʻe ʻo ia ʻaʻole i hiki, ʻaʻohe ona ʻike! A ʻo ka mua - ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia a ʻoluʻolu wale ʻo ia! He wahine wela ia, aloha au i kēlā ʻano kaikamahine.