ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
I loko o kēia mana ua laki loa ka lede - ua hālāwai ʻo ia me kahi kanaka ʻano ʻano a me ka hoʻomau - ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia lōʻihi a mālie! A palekana loa - me ka condom. Me he mea lā, makemake ke kāne i nā wāhine wiwi. Akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa i ka lede ka manawa e hōʻike ai i kona mau mana ma ke ʻano he masseuse - ʻaʻole ma ke kino o ke kāne, ʻaʻole hoʻi ma kāna moa! ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia he lomilomi, akā he lede kelepona?
He ʻulaʻula a hoʻokuʻu ʻia kēia ʻulaʻula, a he mea leʻaleʻa ke moe kolohe me kēia ʻano kaikamahine. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala ʻo ia i kāna anus e like me ia a hoʻoneʻe iā ia iho me ka wikiwiki wikiwiki. Inā ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ʻo ia hoʻi, loaʻa iā ia kahi kiʻekiʻe mai ia mea, ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka hana.